THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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