i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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