I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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