Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
either way he was missing a nipple.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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