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we made out on top of his cat.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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