I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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