Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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