That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Will exercising make me less horny?
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