I think I am morally bankrupt
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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