I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
