i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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