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wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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