STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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