everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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