I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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