Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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