All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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