North Korea, Best Korea!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
sick fucks of a feather flock together
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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