at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my being single is dangerous.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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