you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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