you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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