Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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