is your mom at the bar?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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