I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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