***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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