new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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