I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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