my mouth tastes like poor choices
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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