I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
