so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
