So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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