She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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