I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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