real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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