good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Shitshow foam night was such a success
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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