Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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