is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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