I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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