I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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