I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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