The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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