he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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