Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize
