you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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