so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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