that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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