okay pat passed out under dana's car
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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