I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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