She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
how drunk are you?
Several
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