I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
