either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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