he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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