He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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