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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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